When Emma retired, she was gifted a piano by her husband, Jack.
Emma has always wanted a piano, so Jack thought it would be a perfect gift for her birthday.
A couple of weeks later, when their son dropped in to check on them, he found the piano missing.
On inquiring, his father said, “Err, we returned the piano. I convinced her her to switch to a saxophone instead.”
When the son asked why did he do that, Jack replied, “Because, with a saxophone, she can’t sing.”