Mrs Higgins, the kindergarten teacher, handed over coloring sheets to all the children in the class.
In it was a picture of a frog holding an umbrella in the rain. Mrs. Higgins asked the class to color the frog in green and the umbrella in orange.
But Tommy, the class snob, colored the Frog in pink and the umbrella in blue.
Mrs Higgins, on seeing the odd color, asked, “Tommy, how many times have you seen a pink frog?”
Tommy replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a frog clutching an umbrella.”