girls r like internet viruses:
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Transfer your money,
Edit your mind,
Download their problems and
Delete your smile
So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash
A doctor and a boy are swimming. The boy is the doctor’s son, but the doctor is not the boy’s father.
Who is the doctor?
The doctor is the boy’s mother.
“Dear students, according to a reliable message from ‘NASA’, the world was to end in 2012. Now that message has changed to 2027. So start reading and preparing.”
Full form of OBAMA..
Object Born in Africa Managing America..
If Apple made a Car, would it have Windows ?
Most of the smokers don’t quit smoking because they’re afraid they’ll never crap again.
Men are like….. Commercials. – You can’t believe a word they say!!!
I have a black eye in martial arts.
Why do we need Close Friends?
* To pick us from Railway Station at 2 am.
* To kick us at midnight on our Birthday.
* To make fun of our new outfits.
* To get latest prints of movies.
* To call at 3 am just to say goodnight.
* For the endless treats.
* To irritate us with missed calls when we are sleeping.
* Sending lot of msgs though we dont reply.
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?
She’d read there was going to be some change in the weather.