January 26th, 2012 by admin

Amy: I d love to be an actress.

Harry: Break a leg then!

Amy: Whatever for?

Fred: Then you d be in a cast for weeks.

January 23rd, 2012 by admin

V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as TentyOne?
Doubt By last bench association…

October 26th, 2011 by admin

Getting married is more like eating out in the restaurant. Though you get what you order, but when you look at others’ plate or what the other person is eating, you wish you too had ordered that!

September 20th, 2011 by admin

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

May 20th, 2011 by admin

Engineering student in exam hall:
Question–U r in a boat in the middle of a river.U have 2 candles and have to light any 1. U don’t have anything with u in the boat. How to do it?

Answer—- Take 1 candle and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER(lose the weight of candle). using dis LIGHTER u can light the candle….hahaha

1 more answer–

**start praising 1 candle, d other will get jealous and get lighted up.