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World’s shortest poem..

Ba ba black sheep have u any wool?
Sheep: NO, get lost.

Teeth said 2 Tongue ” If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.

Tongue replied: “If I misuse 1 word against someone, then all the 32 of u will come out at once”

Last month marks the 19th anniversary of the text message. Man, I can’t believe that 20 years ago, we didn’t have the ability to write someone and let them know, “Hey, just called you.”

Amy: I d love to be an actress.

Harry: Break a leg then!

Amy: Whatever for?

Fred: Then you d be in a cast for weeks.

V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as TentyOne?
Doubt By last bench association…