Short funny jokes-Contacts
May 19th, 2012 by admin
My friend asked me to get him a job at the opticians.
He knew I had the contacts.
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Blonde jokes-Long hair
May 17th, 2012 by admin
Why do blondes wear long hair?
To hide the air valve.
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Short funny jokes-Volcano
May 15th, 2012 by admin
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
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Obama jokes-Hope and change
May 14th, 2012 by admin
President Obama says his campaign for a second term is still about hope and change. The president’s exact words were, “I hope I won’t have to change my address.”
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Short funny jokes-Green and purple
May 11th, 2012 by admin
Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
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