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Hilarious jokes-Dinner

Hilarious jokes-Dinner

Sandra said to her husband Pete, “Should I make Pasta or Risotto tonight?”

Peter made a face and said sarcastically, “You prepare it first, we will think of a name for it later.”

 

Fastest rejection

Fastest rejection

Robbie encountered the fastest rejection ever in his life.

He was trying to warm up with the Janie, the pretty girl in his class. When he asked her how many brothers she had, Janie replied promptly, “Four including you.”

 

Joke of the day-Robot

Joke of the day-Robot

Dr. Lobo, the scientist says to his colleague, “I have invented a robot which is the closest possible thing to a human.”

The colleague says, “Really, you mean it has thinking abilities like humans?”

Dr. Lobo replies, “No dear, but when it makes an error, it can pass on the blame to another robot.”

Joke of the day-Gangsta son

Joke of the day-Gangsta son

Gangster Bruno’s son Tex returned home after failing his school exams.

When Bruno asked his son the reason, Tex replied, “Father, they interrogated me for 2 hours but I gave nothing away!!”

Desperately needed an Accountant

Desperately needed an Accountant

Lisa Gibson, the owner of an export business, confided in her friend that she was desperately looking out for somebody to handle her company’s accounts.

Her friend asked, “But didn’t you hire someone only last month?”

Lisa replied, “Yes, that’s exactly the one I am looking for.”

Manners

Manners

Rita said to her husband Jim, “I am talking to you since such a long time and you keep yawning all the time? Don’t you have any manners?”

Poor Jim replied, “I am not yawning, my dear. I am simply trying to break your speech and say something.”

Grow up

Grow up

Little Neil says, “Momma, When I grow up I want to be a Bollywood singer.”

Mom answers, “Now come on baby, you cannot do both!”

Complex?

Complex?

Private Ted Smith goes to the Army shrink and says to him,”I suffer from an inferiority complex.”

The Army shrink says to him, “Nothing can be done about it. You privates don’t have an inferiority complex, you are just inferior.”