May 23rd, 2012 by admin

Son: Why do barbers become good drivers shortly?

Father replied in short: Because they know all the short cuts.

May 23rd, 2012 by admin

“Your soooooooooo lazy”

No I am NOT…. I’ve been converting oxygen into carbon dioxide all day!

May 22nd, 2012 by admin

There was this guy who took a solid hit on his head from a can. He was happy it was a Soft Drink.

May 21st, 2012 by admin

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

It was a bright, sunny day.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

Because it wasn’t raining.

May 20th, 2012 by admin

Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer