Dr. Roshan said to Anil, “You are under a lot of stress and need proper rest. I am prescribing some sleeping pills. Please give them to your wife.”
Paula said to her tour guide Raju, “Have you observed that so many wars were fought at places of tourist interest.”
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A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.
There was this Chinese man with a video camera, called Phil Ming!
Dancing is like a shower: one wrong turn and you’re in hot water.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
Guess why women live longer and better and have a peaceful life too? Because they do not have wives!
When asked a man, what was the best way to remember his marriage anniversary, he replied: “Forget it just once!”
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.