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Funniest jokes-Smart kid

Funniest jokes-Smart kid

Andrew the landlord set up a sign outside his property “TO LET”. Below the sign was written in small letters “Only those apply who have no children”.

Little Johnny read the sign, walked up to the landlord and asked, “Sir, is your room still for hire?”

Andrew replied, “Yes, it is.”

Little Johnny said, “Can you rent it to me, Sir? I have no children, only parents.”

Aunt Martha’s kiss

Aunt Martha’s kiss

Aunt Martha planted a kiss on her nephew’s cheeks at the family function. A little later she found the little boy wiping his cheek.

Aunt Martha asked, “Are you trying to  wipe off my kiss?”

“No”,  replied the little boy, “Only trying to rub it in.”

The class snob

The class snob

Mrs Higgins, the kindergarten teacher, handed over coloring sheets to all the children in the class.

In it was a picture of a frog holding an umbrella in the rain. Mrs. Higgins asked the class to color the frog in green and the umbrella in orange.

But Tommy, the class snob, colored the Frog in pink and the umbrella in blue.

Mrs Higgins, on seeing the odd color, asked, “Tommy, how many times have you seen a pink frog?”

Tommy replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a frog clutching an umbrella.”

Seven

Seven

Teacher: What would you do to make “SEVEN” an even number?

Jack: By subtracting one from it.

Teacher: Good! Any other way of doing it?

Jill: By subtracting “S” from it..

Kids jokes-Worms

Kids jokes-Worms

“I think our dog must be going fishing” Johnny said to his Dad.

“Whatever gave you that idea, Son” he asked.

“Well, Mum said that he had got worms”.

No pencil?

No pencil?

The teacher asks Jim:
“Jimmy, why aren’t you writing?”
“I don’t has a pencil”
“Jimmy, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: {I don’t have a pencil, he doesn’t have a pencil, we don’t have a pencil}”
“Who stole all the pencils then?”