May 4th, 2012 by admin
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, “How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?”
“Just send an account for such advice” replied the lawyer.
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 account. That afternoon he received a $100 account from the lawyer.
May 3rd, 2012 by admin
An American and a Russian went to see a movie. The American bet the Russian that the hero would die in the end in the movie. The Russian accepted the bet of a hundred dollars saying the hero would remain alive. But the hero did die and the Russian started to give a hundred dollars to the American. But the American gracefully confessed that he had already seen the movie and knew the hero would die and that he was just fooling.
The Russian said: “Well, to be honest, I have also seen the movie but , I simply fail to understand how the damn fool could be tricked twice.”
May 1st, 2012 by admin
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid – the parrot was his at last!
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, “I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can’t talk!”
“Don’t worry.” said the Auctioneer, “He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?”
May 1st, 2012 by admin
President Obama is proposing to keep student loans cheap as a way to appeal to college students. And if that doesn’t work, Obama’s going to resort to his second proposal, “free pizza in my room.”
April 30th, 2012 by admin
Gas prices are expected to continue to rise throughout the summer, and oil companies say it’s because of high demand due to warmer summer weather – as opposed to what they told us a couple of months ago, that oil prices went up because of higher demand for winter heating oil. So basically, if there’s weather, gas prices go up.