Short funny jokes

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“Why are you moving? You have arrived to this lovely neighborhood just a few weeks ago.”

“Yes, but I read in the local paper a bit of statistics that said, ‘most auto accidents happen within eight miles of your home’.”

What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in the car?

He breaks the window to get the bass player out.

Q: Why wasn’t the naughty skeleton afraid of the police ?

A: Because he knew they couldn’t pin anything on him !

Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary.  See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds and run for president of the United States.

Rick Perry was philosophical about it. He said, “Last week was Iowa. Yesterday was New Hampshire. ” He said at least it’s giving him a chance to learn the names of all the states. .

-Jay Leno

Fred: My mum’s having a new baby.

Drew:What’s wrong with the old one?