May 10th, 2012 by admin
Shopkeeper Smith was alarmed when a new business, much like his own, opened in the storefront to the left of him. A huge sign was installed, reading BEST DEALS.
Mr. Smith was troubled a second time when another competitor leased the building on his right, and erected a much larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.
At this point Smith was really depressed, however, he came up with an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop…it read MAIN ENTRANCE.
May 9th, 2012 by admin
Pilot jokes based on recent events
* Last week a JetBlue pilot had a meltdown on a flight to Las Vegas. But there is a happy ending, the post office has now offered him a job.
* Today Allegiant Airlines will start charging $35 extra if you have carry-on bags. Meanwhile, JetBlue is charging $35 extra if you want a pilot who isn’t insane.
* The Delta flight attendant was removed for acting unstable, but on the bright side he was immediately hired as a pilot for JetBlue.
* Up in Sacramento this week a man jumped on the hood of a police car that was moving. Started screaming his name. He was wearing a puffy winter jacket, a sombrero, one boxing glove. Police say the guy was in a total state of delirium. They didn’t arrest him. Turns out just a JetBlue pilot on break. He was just on break.
* An Australian pilot said a snake appeared in his lap in the cockpit of his plane. It seems the “snake” would appear every time a pretty flight attendant would walk into the cockpit.
May 8th, 2012 by admin
Bob is walking down a country road when he spots Farmer Harris standing in the middle of a huge field of corn doing absolutely nothing. Bob, curious to find out what’s
happening, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Excuse me Farmer Harris, could you tell me what you are you doing?”
“I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize,” the farmer replies.
“A Nobel Prize?” enquires Bob, puzzled. “How?”
“Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”
May 8th, 2012 by admin
Tom says to his boss, “I need a pay hike. There are 3 other companies that are chasing me.
The Boss says, “:Really? Which are these three companies?’
Tom replies, “Power, Telephone and Credit card companies.”
May 7th, 2012 by admin
Small Girls love dolls
And small boys love fast car toys
After 15 years…
Guys love dolls…
And girls love fast cars
….What a surprising role reversal!