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Good jokes-Value of paintings

admin — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 10:43:56 +0000

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

“I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”

“That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”

“The guy was your doctor…”

Best funny jokes-Philosopher’s driver

admin — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 07:23:06 +0000

A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his driver, who listened in awe at every speech while his boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics.

Then one day the driver approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for the evening’s lecture. The philosopher agreed and, for a while, the driver handled himself remarkably well. When it came time for questions from the guests, a woman in the back asked, “Is the epistemological view of the universe still valid in an existentialist world?”

“That is an extremely simple question,” he responded. “So simple, in fact, that even my driver could answer that, which is exactly what he will do.”

Funny jokes-Timeline

admin — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:07:44 +0000

Facebook users probably know, in September, the site unveiled the Facebook profile page, which they call “timeline.” Or more fittingly, “waste of timeline.” ?

It’s revolutionary because it allows your friends and co-workers to see drunken photographs of you, not just from last night, but from any point in your existence?

Good jokes-The Black prince

admin — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 05:21:40 +0000

Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Sarcastic jokes-Misinformation

admin — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 19:01:07 +0000

Wikipedia was voluntarily down for a day last week in protest of proposed laws for anti-piracy. So, for that day you had to go to another source if you wanted misinformation about a topic.

To protest an Internet censorship law, Wikipedia has shut down for 24 hours. So if anyone is trying to look up by bio on Wikipedia, I’m 31, an Olympic medalist, and married to Scarlett Johansson.

-Conan O’Brien

Good jokes-Acting on statistics

admin — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 06:41:58 +0000

“Why are you moving? You have arrived to this lovely neighborhood just a few weeks ago.”

“Yes, but I read in the local paper a bit of statistics that said, ‘most auto accidents happen within eight miles of your home’.”

Funny jokes-Lock keys

admin — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 10:46:52 +0000

What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in the car?

He breaks the window to get the bass player out.

Good jokes-Pin

admin — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 10:45:10 +0000

Q: Why wasn’t the naughty skeleton afraid of the police ?

A: Because he knew they couldn’t pin anything on him !

Political jokes-Multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire

admin — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:13:55 +0000

Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary. See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds and run for president of the United States.

Rick Perry was philosophical about it. He said, “Last week was Iowa. Yesterday was New Hampshire. ” He said at least it’s giving him a chance to learn the names of all the states. .

-Jay Leno

Funny jokes-New baby

admin — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 11:39:08 +0000

Fred: My mum’s having a new baby.

Drew:What’s wrong with the old one?