March 7th, 2012 by admin

Q. Why shouldn’t you disrespect Nicki Minaj?

A. She’ll make another song about it. No one wants that.

February 24th, 2012 by admin

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

“All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards.”

February 14th, 2012 by admin

As Valentine’s Day was approaching, a guy walks into a post office to buy some stamps for posting Valentine’s cards.

He finds a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says, “I’m sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

“But why?” asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

February 1st, 2012 by admin

President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse but not Goofy. He had to stay behind to tend to his vice presidential duties.

February 1st, 2012 by admin

When you are dissatisfied  and would like to go back to youth,

think of Algebra.