May 4th, 2012 by admin
Computer Industry Acronyms
PCMCIA – People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
WWW – World Wide Wait
COBOL – Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
MIPS – Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS – Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT – Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
LISP – Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
DOS – Defective Operating System
BASIC – Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM – I Blame Microsoft
May 1st, 2012 by admin
President Obama is proposing to keep student loans cheap as a way to appeal to college students. And if that doesn’t work, Obama’s going to resort to his second proposal, “free pizza in my room.”
April 30th, 2012 by admin
There is this little anecdote that goes around in India’s corporate world. It is about Russi Modi, Tata Steel’s former head, a colorful man by any count.
Decades ago, Russi was on a visit to the Tata house and he had parked his car right outside the building. A traffic police constable on duty tried to intimidate Russi: “Yahan kyon gaadi park ki hai? Ye tere baap ka rasta hai?” (Why have you parked your car here? Is this your father’s street?)
Not to be outdone, Russi dragged the fellow to one side end of the lane and pointed to a board which read: “Homi Modi Street* .” Then said: “Haan, ye mere baap ka rasta hai.” (Yes, this is my father’s street).
* The great industrialist, Sir Homi Modi, was Russi Modi’s father.
April 26th, 2012 by admin
According to his tax return, President Obama made $800,000 last year. In fact, the president made so much money that today he endorsed Mitt Romney for president.
In case you’re wondering where your tax dollars go, 21 percent goes to Medicare and Medicaid, 20 percent to social security, 20 percent to defense spending, and the other 39 percent they squander.
April 24th, 2012 by admin
There is a record number of Americans now who owe so much in back taxes that they are renouncing your U.S. citizenship. These Americans were offered a place in Nicholas Cage-istan.