September 26th, 2010 by admin

* Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
* We can say anything and not worry about what people think.
* We can whip our shirt off on a hot day.
* Car mechanics tell us the truth.
* We don’t give a flip if someone doesn’t notice our new haircut.
* We can watch a game in silence for hours without our buddy thinking  He must be mad at me.
* One mood, all the time.
* We can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve ourselves to
look like him.
* Same work. More pay.
* Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
* Wedding dress; $2000, Tux rental; 100 bucks.
* We don’t care if someone is talking behind our back.
* We don’t pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone else’s.
* If we retain water, it is in a canteen.
* The remote is all ours.
* We need not pretend we’re “freshening up” to use the bathroom.
* We can go to the bathroom alone.
* If we don’t call our buddy when we said we would, he won’t tell our
friends I’ve changed.
* If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, we might
become lifelong buddies.
* The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
* If something mechanical didn’t work, we can bash it with a hammer and
throw it across the room.
* New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
* We think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting dog is funny.
Really funny!