September 8th, 2010 by admin

A husband took his wife to the doctor.

“Oh, doctor,” he said, “my wife thinks she’s a chicken.”
The doctor gasped, “That’s terrible. How long has she been like that?

The husband replied, “Three years.”
The doctor was horrified, “Three years! Why didn’t you bring her to me sooner?”

The husband said sheepishly, “Because we needed the eggs.”