June 18th, 2010 by admin

Amongst the survivors after the sinking of the Titanic, there’s two Jews in the swirling water; one can swim, but the other can’t.
The Jew who can swim grabs a piece of passing wood, and tries to get across to the other Jew to help him stay afloat, but the current is too strong and he can’t reach him.
So he yells out to the struggling Jew: “Can you float alone?”
The other Jew shouts back: “This is no time to be discussing business!”