June 23rd, 2009 by admin

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, ‘My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father.’
The second Catholic woman chirps, ‘Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Grace’.’
The third Catholic woman says smugly, ‘Well, not to put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say ‘Your Eminence’.’
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three women give her this subtle ‘Well…?’
She replies, ‘My son is a gorgeous, 6′4′, hard bodied, well hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say,  ‘My God….’