November 21st, 2009 by admin

A man called the doctor’s office and says that his wife has the flu and
needs an appointment.
The receptionist replied that the office was going to be closed for a
couple of days, but that he could have an appointment in 3 days.
The man went ballistic and yelled into the phone, “Three days?!!!
The doctor can’t see her for three days?!!! She could be dead by then!”
Calmly the voice at the other end of the line replied, “If  so, would
you please call to cancel the appointment?”