March 24th, 2010 by admin

A pretty woman goes up to the bar and gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
She seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard.
“Are you the owner?” she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
“No.”
“Can you get him for me?” she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathes the bartender, clearly aroused, “is there anything I can do?”
“Please give him a message for me,” she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
“What message?” croaks the bartender.
“Tell him there’s no toilet paper in the ladies’ room.”