May 18th, 2012 by admin
Worried that they hadn’t heard anything for days from the elderly widow in the apartment next door, the mother said to her son,
“Tony, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Pierpoint is?”
A few minutes later, Tony returned.
“Well, is she all right?” asked the mother.
“She’s fine, but she’s rather annoyed with you,” remarked Tony.
“At me?” the mother exclaimed. “Whatever for?”
Tony replied, “Mrs. Pierpoint said it’s none of your business how old she is.”
May 17th, 2012 by admin
Why do blondes wear long hair?
To hide the air valve.
May 17th, 2012 by admin
Notice in a Doctor’s consulting room to discourage consumption of fried & fatty food:
A few moments on your lips
Forever on your hips.
May 16th, 2012 by admin
Abe’s son Morris arrived home from school puffing and panting, sweat rolling down his face.
“Dad, you’ll be so proud of me,” Morris said, “I saved a dollar by running behind the bus all the way home!”
“Morris, you are a stupid boy!” said Abe, “You could have run behind a taxi and saved $12.00!”
May 15th, 2012 by admin
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!