Short funny jokes

Gingrich is lining up impressive endorsements. Todd Palin, Gary Busey, and now, Chuck Norris. I’ll tell you, his endorsements could beat up Mitt Romney’s endorsements.

What’s the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie ?!

President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse but not Goofy. He had to stay behind to tend to his vice presidential duties.

When you are dissatisfied  and would like to go back to youth,

think of Algebra.

How do you get a retired ringmaster off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.