May 21st, 2012 by admin

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

It was a bright, sunny day.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

Because it wasn’t raining.

May 20th, 2012 by admin

A kid scored real low on his test. He showed his test report to his mom. His mom said “What is this?” He answered,”Teacher’s star stickers were finished, so she gave me a full moon!”

May 20th, 2012 by admin

Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

May 19th, 2012 by admin

My friend asked me to get him a job at the opticians.

He knew I had the contacts.

May 19th, 2012 by admin

A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon.

After 2 weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family.

Since this was a new home, the process took some time.

The silver went into the closet, items were put on the walls for display and some of the more intimate apparel was put in the bedroom drawers.

A week later, they received in the mail two tickets for a popular show where tickets were impossible to get.

They were very excited and warmed by the gesture of the person who sent this. Inside the envelope, however, was only a small piece of paper with a single line: “Guess who sent them.”

The pair had much fun trying to identify the donor, but failed in the effort.

They went to the theatre, and had a wonderful time.

On their return home late at night, still trying to guess the identity of the unknown host, they found the house stripped of every article of value.

And on the bare table in the dining-room was a piece of paper on which was written in the same hand as the enclosure with the tickets: “Now you know!”