March 18th, 2010 by admin

What happened when the wizard turned a naughty boy into a hare ?
He’s still rabbiting on about it !

Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ?
He ended up in a flea circus !

Did you hear about the boy who saw a witch riding on a broomstick ?
He said, ‘What are you doing on that ?’
She replied, ‘My sister’s got the vacuum cleaner ‘

1st Boy:Are you having a party for your birthday?
2nd boy:No,I’m having a witch do
1st Boy:What’s a witch do?
2nd Boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.

What’s the matter son?
The boy next door said I look just like you?
What did you say?
Nothing he’s bigger than me !

How do you know you are haunted by a parrot?
He keeps on saying ,”Ooo’s a pretty boy then?”

Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
To hide his flea collar.

Why did the boy take an aspirin after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him a eerie ache.