Ed was going to meet a friend at his office. He was trying to kick his habit of smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got into the elevator.
A woman looked at him angrily and said, “May I please remind you that smoking is prohibited in the lift.”
Ed replied, “I aint smoking lady.”
The woman said, “But you have a cigar in your mouth.”
Ed taunted, “I am wearing Jockey shorts too, but I aint riding a horse.”