Internet Cafe Humor

Internet Cafe Humor

Internet Cafe Humor

* Hold mouse up to ear like a cell phone and yell “I can’t hear you!!! You’re going to have to speak louder!”

* Play Pac Man and state to person next to you, “These new games are incredible!”

* Practice ‘spinning mouse mat on index finger’ globe trotter routine.

* Put your monitor’s contrast and brightness on full. With wide open eyes yell “It’s going to implode!”

* Tell the cashier you wish to redeem your free 1000 hours and hand him a bag full of collected AOL promo CD’s.

* Typing hard and loudly looking behind you yell, “STOP MAKING ME TYPE THIS – IT WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE!”

* Sit at the web terminal… without a chair.

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