Good jokes-Stupid label instructions on consumer goods

Good jokes-Stupid label instructions on consumer goods

Actual label instructions on consumer goods

On a Myer hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping”. – (Darn, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. – Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap”. – (And that would be how???)

On some frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost”. – (But, it’s just a suggestion).

On Nanna’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down”. -(Well…duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating”. -(And you thought????…)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: “Do not iron clothes on body”. -(But wouldn’t this save me more time?)

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication”. – (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness”. – (And…I’m taking this because???)

On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only”. – (As opposed to…what?)

On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use”. – (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)

On Nobby’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts”. – (Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts”. – (Step 3: maybe, uh…fly Delta?)

I don’t blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:

On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly”.

On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals”.

(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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