Good jokes-Older
August 10th, 2010 by admin
You know you are really getting older when
- You’re on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker.
- You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.
- You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”
- You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
- You look both ways before crossing a room.
- You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
- You frequently find yourself telling people what a loaf of bread USED to cost.
- You realize that a stamp today costs more than a picture show did when you were growing up.
- Your childhood toys are now in a museum.
- Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
- The clothes you’ve put away until they come back in style… come back in style.
- All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
- The car that you bought brand new becomes an antique.
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