April 28th, 2010 by admin

Jacob (92) and Rebecca (89) are all excited about their decision to get
married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past
a drugstore which they went in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

” Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers ” Yes”.
Jacob: “Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation? ”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely. ”
Jacob: “How about Viagra?”
Pharmacist: “Of course.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins and sleeping pills?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely. ”
Jacob turns to Rebecca and says: “Sweetheart, you were right, we should
register here for our wedding gifts.”