March 19th, 2010 by admin

A drunken Irishman gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes later, another loud scream reverberates throughout the bar. The bartender goes to the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

“What’s all the screaming about in there”? “You’re scaring my customers!”

“I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I flush something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!”

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says…..”You idiot–You’re sitting on the mop bucket!”