June 1st, 2009 by admin

An older Jewish woman and two nuns were sitting at different tables in a cafe. The Nuns want to take a vacation but are undecided as to where to go. The first Nun said to the other, ” Let’s go to Jerusalem.
The second Nun said, “No, too many Jews there”.
The first Nun tries, “to Miami” but the other again said, “No, too many Jews there”
The frustrated first Nun suggests “to LA” but was told, “No,too many Jews there too”.
The older Jewish woman at the next table interrupts the Nun’s conversation and asks, “how about going to hell, not many Jews there”