September 12th, 2009 by admin

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ‘Rodger, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel ?’
Rodger says, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby.’
‘Really! ? Like a newborn baby!?’
‘Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants