July 15th, 2009 by admin

Al, Bill, and Dave were discussing mountain travels.
Said Al: “I really enjoyed Grant’s Pass, but the Crow’s Nest Pass in Canada was better.”
Bill sniffed, “Neither of them would hold a candle to the Khyber Pass in Pakistan.”
Dave remarked dryly, “I’ve never been to any of those places, but I’ve seen the Egg Pass.”
Al and Bill threw each other a blank look.
Then Bill asked, “Where’s the Egg Pass”
Dave guffawed, “Through a chicken’s rear end !!”