November 25th, 2010 by admin

*You marry your cyber boyfriend and you both sit at your own computers and chat to each other every night from across the room.
*You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time

*You won’t work at a job that doesn’t have a modem involved

*You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on their buddy lists

*You look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button handy

*You have withdrawals if you are away from the puter for more than a few hours

*You use Internet lingo in everyday life (if you still have one…hehehe)

*Your buddy list has over 100 people on it

*You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before you have your first cup of coffee

*You wait 6 hours online for a certain “special” person to sign on

*You don’t know where the time has gone

*You end sentences with three (or more) periods while writing letters in pen/pencil.

*Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had

*You get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your computer instead

*You don’t even notice anymore when someone has a typo

*When you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}} or ***Kisses***

*You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme

*Your voicemail/answering machine message is “BRB, leave your s/n and I will TTYL”

*You type faster than you think

*Being called a newbie is a *MAJOR* insult

*You are on the phone for a min. and need to do something else you say “BRB” or “BBL”

*You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say good-bye to everyone in a chat room.