November 24th, 2010 by admin

*Tech Support calls “You” for help.

*Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL

*When someone says “What did you say?” you reply “Scroll up!”

*You have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino’s

*You have to be pried from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life

*You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it

*You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences .

*You begin to say heh heh heh instead of laughing

*You know more about your online friends daily routines than you do your own family’s.

*You lie to others about your time online and when they complain

*You keep begging your friends to get an account so “we can hang out”

*You meet people from the Internet in public and have no idea what their real name is, so you call them by their screen name

*That your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook

*You have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your own

*You would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth (all night online)