Peter, who belonged to a wealthy business family, was being divorced by his attractive wife.
His lawyer, who was handling the divorce, dropped in to talk to him.
The lawyer said, “I have good news and bad news. The good news is that she is not demanding a share in any of your future inheritance.”
Peter was overjoyed and said, “Superb! So, what’s the bad news?”
“Oh,” said the lawyer, “after the divorce, she’s marrying your father!”