March 20th, 2010 by admin

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old
lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.

‘Do you know how they make these gloves?’ he asked.

‘No, I don’t,’ she replied.

‘Well,’ he spoofed, ‘there’s a building in Canada with a
big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
boxes of the right size.’

She didn’t crack a smile.

‘Oh, well. I tried,’ he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the
procedure, she burst out laughing.

‘What’s so funny?’ he asked.

‘I was just envisioning how condoms are made!’