May 3rd, 2010 by admin

Communism: You have two cows. Your government takes both of them and give you a part of milk

Socialism: You have two cows.  The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

Fascism: You have  two cows.  The government takes both cows and sells you the milk.

Nazism:  You have two cows.  The government takes both cows then shoots you.

Bureaucracy:  You have two cows.  The government takes both cows, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.

Capitalism: You have two cows.  You sell one cow and buy a bull.