July 7th, 2010 by admin

* Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence.

* Suck the eyes from attacking zombies using a Black & Decker “Dustbuster. ” The zombies will then wander aim- lessly and can be dispatched by the more usual methods at a more leisurely pace.

* Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings.