April 2nd, 2009 by admin

Patsy offered to care for the eight-year-old daughter of her next-door neighbour.
She arrived in time to prepare breakfast, laying a generous helping of bacon and eggs in front of the child.
“Mother always serves hot biscuits for breakfast,” said the eight-year-old.
So, Patsy, very eager to oblige, hurried into the kitchen and quickly prepared a plate of hot biscuits, which she laid in front of the girl.
“No, thank you,” she said.
“But I thought you said your mother always prepares hot biscuits for breakfast!” said Patsy in surprise.
“She does,” said the child. “But I don’t eat them.”