December 21st, 2009 by admin

Dan: Hello. Jane and I aren’t here right now but if…

Jane: Dan, what are you doing?

Dan: I’m leaving a phone message since we aren’t here.

Jane: But you left the last one — it’s my turn.

Dan: No, I’m sure it’s my turn.

Jane: No, you selfish . It’s definitely my turn!

Dan: Jane, you ignorant slut. I know it’s… wait… Jane… what are you

doing with that frying pan?!?

BONK [really loud thud]

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Jane: Dan is out right now, so please leave your name and number