January 13th, 2012 by admin

Congress was hard at work yesterday. They voted 396-9 to reaffirm “In God We Trust” as our national motto. I still don’t know why we would trust God after what he did to Kim Kardashian and Kris.

Speaking of Kim Kardashian, yesterday Kim said that her decision to get married had nothing to do with publicity. Then she was like, “If you don’t believe me, just talk to my publicist.”