May 20th, 2011 by admin

Engineering student in exam hall:
Question–U r in a boat in the middle of a river.U have 2 candles and have to light any 1. U don’t have anything with u in the boat. How to do it?

Answer—- Take 1 candle and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER(lose the weight of candle). using dis LIGHTER u can light the candle….hahaha

1 more answer–

**start praising 1 candle, d other will get jealous and get lighted up.

April 19th, 2011 by admin

Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?

Then why aren’t you laughing !

April 16th, 2011 by admin

Three dreams of a man:

To b as handsome as his mother thinks.
To b as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

February 16th, 2011 by admin

Husband & wife r like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

January 20th, 2011 by admin

“Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!”