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SMS jokes-Liars

SMS jokes-Liars

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”.

U will overcome your sadness. But don”t make this a habit.

Coz liars go to hell.

SMS jokes-Internet viruses

SMS jokes-Internet viruses

girls r like internet viruses:
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Transfer your money,
Edit your mind,
Download their problems and
Delete your smile
So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash

Funny football quotes-First reaction

Funny football quotes-First reaction

‘ I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.’

– Ade Akinbiyi

Riddle-Doctor

Riddle-Doctor

A doctor and a boy are swimming.  The boy is the doctor’s son, but the doctor is not the boy’s father.

Who is the doctor?

The doctor is the boy’s mother.