I’m reading a book on the history of glue, i just cannot put it down.
Johnny was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Johnny lives in the Southern Hemisphere
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”.
U will overcome your sadness. But don”t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Why didn’t the religious triangle go on holiday?
‘Cos It’s A sin To Get A tan.
girls r like internet viruses:
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Transfer your money,
Edit your mind,
Download their problems and
Delete your smile
So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash
‘ I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.’
– Ade Akinbiyi
A doctor and a boy are swimming. The boy is the doctor’s son, but the doctor is not the boy’s father.
Who is the doctor?
The doctor is the boy’s mother.
“Dear students, according to a reliable message from ‘NASA’, the world was to end in 2012. Now that message has changed to 2027. So start reading and preparing.”
Full form of OBAMA..
If Apple made a Car, would it have Windows ?