Short funny jokes » SMS jokes

Teacher jokes-Open purse

admin — Mon, 07 May 2012 12:37:21 +0000

Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?

She’d read there was going to be some change in the weather.

One line jokes-Lemons

admin — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 05:46:52 +0000

“If life gives you lemons… squeeze them in your enemy’s face”

SMS jokes-World’s shortest poem

admin — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 02:57:56 +0000

World’s shortest poem..

Ba ba black sheep have u any wool?
Sheep: NO, get lost.

SMS jokes-Teeth and tongue

admin — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:39:23 +0000

Teeth said 2 Tongue ” If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.

Tongue replied: “If I misuse 1 word against someone, then all the 32 of u will come out at once”

SMS jokes-Text message

admin — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:51:37 +0000

Last month marks the 19th anniversary of the text message. Man, I can’t believe that 20 years ago, we didn’t have the ability to write someone and let them know, “Hey, just called you.”

SMS jokes-Break a leg

admin — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:17:52 +0000

Amy: I d love to be an actress.

Harry: Break a leg then!

Amy: Whatever for?

Fred: Then you d be in a cast for weeks.

SMS jokes-Pronounce

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 06:40:37 +0000

V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as TentyOne?
Doubt By last bench association…

SMS jokes-Jumper cables

admin — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 10:11:58 +0000

Q: What did the bartender say 2 the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2, dont start anything.

Short humor – The Restaurant Order

admin — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 07:11:23 +0000

Getting married is more like eating out in the restaurant. Though you get what you order, but when you look at others’ plate or what the other person is eating, you wish you too had ordered that!

SMS jokes-Face like yours

admin — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 10:06:15 +0000

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.