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SMS jokes-Break a leg

admin — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:17:52 +0000

Amy: I d love to be an actress.

Harry: Break a leg then!

Amy: Whatever for?

Fred: Then you d be in a cast for weeks.

SMS jokes-Pronounce

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 06:40:37 +0000

V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as TentyOne?
Doubt By last bench association…

SMS jokes-Jumper cables

admin — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 10:11:58 +0000

Q: What did the bartender say 2 the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2, dont start anything.

Short humor – The Restaurant Order

admin — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 07:11:23 +0000

Getting married is more like eating out in the restaurant. Though you get what you order, but when you look at others’ plate or what the other person is eating, you wish you too had ordered that!

SMS jokes-Face like yours

admin — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 10:06:15 +0000

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

SMS jokes-Engineering student in exam hall

admin — Fri, 20 May 2011 07:12:18 +0000

Engineering student in exam hall:
Question–U r in a boat in the middle of a river.U have 2 candles and have to light any 1. U don’t have anything with u in the boat. How to do it?

Answer—- Take 1 candle and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER(lose the weight of candle). using dis LIGHTER u can light the candle….hahaha

1 more answer–

**start praising 1 candle, d other will get jealous and get lighted up.

Funny soup

admin — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 12:31:44 +0000

Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?

Then why aren’t you laughing !

SMS jokes-Three dreams

admin — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 10:58:08 +0000

Three dreams of a man:

To b as handsome as his mother thinks.
To b as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

SMS jokes-Liver and Kidney

admin — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:10:08 +0000

Husband & wife r like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

SMS jokes-Tie caught fire

admin — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 10:42:25 +0000

“Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!”