May 7th, 2012 by admin

Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?

She’d read there was going to be some change in the weather.

March 30th, 2012 by admin

“If life gives you lemons… squeeze them in your enemy’s face”

February 19th, 2012 by admin

World’s shortest poem..

Ba ba black sheep have u any wool?
Sheep: NO, get lost.

February 10th, 2012 by admin

Teeth said 2 Tongue ” If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.

Tongue replied: “If I misuse 1 word against someone, then all the 32 of u will come out at once”

February 6th, 2012 by admin

Last month marks the 19th anniversary of the text message. Man, I can’t believe that 20 years ago, we didn’t have the ability to write someone and let them know, “Hey, just called you.”