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Fastest

Fastest

Derick : What are the two fastest modes of communication?

Henry : Has to be E-mail. What’s the other?

Derick: Female.

Regular at the beach

Regular at the beach

Robbie : I heard you are a regular at the beach for exercising. How do you exercise there?

Danny: yeah. I suck my belly in every time I find a chick pass by!

Wooden

Wooden

What Wood Happen If U Had A Wooden Car,
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With Wooden Seats
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Wooden Tyres..
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And A Wooden Engine?
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It Wooden’t Start..!

Nobel Prize

Nobel Prize

Do U Know, Nobel Prize Is Given For Science & Literature But Not For Maths Why Bcoz Alfred Nobel’s Wife Had Run Away With A Maths Professor.
Funny But True…!!!