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Archive for the ‘SMS jokes’ Category

SMS jokes-Break a leg

Amy: I d love to be an actress.

Harry: Break a leg then!

Amy: Whatever for?

Fred: Then you d be in a cast for weeks.

SMS jokes-Pronounce

V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as TentyOne?
Doubt By last bench association…

SMS jokes-Jumper cables

Q: What did the bartender say 2 the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2, dont start anything.

Short humor – The Restaurant Order

Getting married is more like eating out in the restaurant. Though you get what you order, but when you look at others’ plate or what the other person is eating, you wish you too had ordered that!

SMS jokes-Face like yours

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.