May 1st, 2012 by admin

Lakers player Metta World Peace is still being criticized for the vicious elbow he threw over the weekend. I haven’t seen an NBA player take an elbow like that since Kris Humphries got between Kim Kardashian and a camera.

April 30th, 2012 by admin

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

April 28th, 2012 by admin

Burger King announced that all their chickens and pigs will all be raised cage free. In response, chickens and pigs said, “That’s cool. Now let’s discuss the part where we get turned into sandwiches.”

April 28th, 2012 by admin

Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?

A: Boo boos.

April 27th, 2012 by admin

There us news for baseball fans. The New York Mets are arranging  peanut-free seating for fans with severe allergies. When contacted, the Mets officials reported they want to ensure that gagging and choking should occur only on the field.