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The Baltimore Ravens will travel to New England to take on the Patriots. When asked if they were excited for the game, quoth the Ravens, “Nevermore.”

Q: When do ghosts usually appear ?

A: Just before someone screams !

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?

‘Steak Me Out to the Ballgame’!

According to the CDC, 69% of Americans are overweight or obese.  So, if California ever does fall into the ocean we’ll know why.

“Do you love music?”

“Yes, but never mind, you may continue playing.”