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For Sale

For Sale

Bubba put up a sale Sign in front of his store which read : “For SALE – BOAT.”

His friend Luka asked him, “You don’t have a boat. You just own a motorcycle and a scooter..then what is this sign for?

“Yeah”, said Bubba, “Them both for sale!”

Aunt Martha’s kiss

Aunt Martha’s kiss

Aunt Martha planted a kiss on her nephew’s cheeks at the family function. A little later she found the little boy wiping his cheek.

Aunt Martha asked, “Are you trying to  wipe off my kiss?”

“No”,  replied the little boy, “Only trying to rub it in.”

Wife woes

Wife woes

Ronnie: “Bobby, I have heard that Lucky’s fourth wife also left him for good.”

Bobby: “Really?? Lucky is really lucky. My wife does not go to her mother’s even for a week.”

Regular at the beach

Regular at the beach

Robbie : I heard you are a regular at the beach for exercising. How do you exercise there?

Danny: yeah. I suck my belly in every time I find a chick pass by!

Countryside wedding

Countryside wedding

This is a true incident I was witness to at a countryside wedding.
As the ceremony was on, priest Richard raised his hand to give the final blessing. The groom misunderstood the gesture and surprised the priest with a high-five.
Not wanting to exclude the bride, priest Richard offered her a high-five, too. The priest finally managed to give his blessing, while there was laughter all around.

This is a true incident I was witness to at a countryside wedding.As the ceremony was on, priest Richard raised his hand to give the final blessing. The groom misunderstood the gesture and surprised the priest a high-five. Not wanting to exclude the bride, priest Richard offered her a high-five, too. The priest finally managed to give his blessing, while there was laughter all around.

Meaning of Inflation

Meaning of Inflation

A Chartered Accountant’s wife asked him the meaning of Inflation.
The CA, a smart alec, replied, “Honey, when we married, you were 36-24-36. Now you are 44-40-48. You have much more than you used to have earlier, and despite that, your value has declined. THAT is inflation!”
Natural talents

Natural talents

My drunk friend Jason had a comment to make on his mother-in-law. He said,  “I never ever make fun of my mother-in-law, I just leave her to exhibit her natural talents herself.”

Business of Windows

Business of Windows

Bubba went to see Bill Gates and said to him, “I am sorry to say this, sir, but I think you are mad!”

Bill Gates , shaken, asked him, “And what makes you think so?”

Bubba said, “Your surname is Gates and you are in the business of Windows!!”

Short funny jokes-Black

Short funny jokes-Black

Mira was shopping for a black t-shirt at the Zara store, but she was unable to find anything with tribal designs. A salesperson approached her and offered help by looking in the store catalog.

After going through a few pages, the salesperson asked her co-worker,  “Jim, what are we calling black this year?”