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Short funny jokes-After the holidays

admin — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 08:37:00 +0000

They say the day people go back to work after the holidays was the most depressing day of the year. Funny thing. People who don’t have jobs are depressed because they don’t have one and those of us who do are depressed that we do.

Nasty jokes-Stakes

admin — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 09:04:23 +0000

Newt Gingrich overheard a newsman reporting about the election saying, “The stakes were very high.” Newt’s reaction was, “Steaks? I’ll have three, well done.”

Short funny jokes-Beat up

admin — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:18:40 +0000

Gingrich is lining up impressive endorsements. Todd Palin, Gary Busey, and now, Chuck Norris. I’ll tell you, his endorsements could beat up Mitt Romney’s endorsements.

Short funny jokes-Worm and apple

admin — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 07:17:54 +0000

What’s the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie ?!

Short jokes-Retired ringmaster

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:58:08 +0000

How do you get a retired ringmaster off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Sports jokes-Baltimore Ravens

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:18:15 +0000

The Baltimore Ravens will travel to New England to take on the Patriots. When asked if they were excited for the game, quoth the Ravens, “Nevermore.”

Short funny jokes-Appear

admin — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:57:01 +0000

Q: When do ghosts usually appear ?

A: Just before someone screams !

Short funny jokes-Hamburgers and baseball

admin — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 05:20:21 +0000

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?

‘Steak Me Out to the Ballgame’!

Short funny jokes-Overweight

admin — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:06:02 +0000

According to the CDC, 69% of Americans are overweight or obese. So, if California ever does fall into the ocean we’ll know why.

Short funny jokes-Never mind

admin — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 06:46:03 +0000

“Do you love music?”

“Yes, but never mind, you may continue playing.”