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Short funny jokes-Good drivers

admin — Wed, 23 May 2012 18:29:42 +0000

Son: Why do barbers become good drivers shortly?

Father replied in short: Because they know all the short cuts.

Short jokes-So lazy

admin — Wed, 23 May 2012 10:59:15 +0000

“Your soooooooooo lazy”

No I am NOT…. I’ve been converting oxygen into carbon dioxide all day!

Short funny jokes-Soft drink

admin — Tue, 22 May 2012 09:38:19 +0000

There was this guy who took a solid hit on his head from a can. He was happy it was a Soft Drink.

Puzzles-Funny ones

admin — Mon, 21 May 2012 10:04:45 +0000

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

It was a bright, sunny day.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

Because it wasn’t raining.

Short jokes-T Rex

admin — Sun, 20 May 2012 10:03:46 +0000

Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

Short funny jokes-Contacts

admin — Sat, 19 May 2012 18:30:57 +0000

My friend asked me to get him a job at the opticians.

He knew I had the contacts.

Short funny jokes-Volcano

admin — Tue, 15 May 2012 10:13:16 +0000

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!

Obama jokes-Hope and change

admin — Mon, 14 May 2012 12:08:11 +0000

President Obama says his campaign for a second term is still about hope and change. The president’s exact words were, “I hope I won’t have to change my address.”

Short funny jokes-Green and purple

admin — Sat, 12 May 2012 02:39:57 +0000

Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

Knock knock jokes-Obama

admin — Thu, 10 May 2012 12:33:34 +0000

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Obama.
Obama who?
Ooo baaa maaa selllff.