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Fastest rejection

Fastest rejection

Robbie encountered the fastest rejection ever in his life.

He was trying to warm up with the Janie, the pretty girl in his class. When he asked her how many brothers she had, Janie replied promptly, “Four including you.”

 

Joke of the day-Blind beggar

Joke of the day-Blind beggar

Anna and her husband Tom were walking down the street when a beggar called out to her and said, “Hey beautiful lady, can you please spare a dollar for a blind homeless man.”

 

Tom said to Anna, “Give him a dollar. He is really blind!”

Latest jokes-Next birth

Latest jokes-Next birth

Jason was upset when he saw Cauliflower again on the dinner table. He glared at his wife Mary, and said, “Cauliflowers again? Eating Cauliflowers will make me a donkey in my next birth!”

“Oh!”, exclaimed Mary, “You should have thought about it in your previous birth!”

Joke of the day-Gangsta son

Joke of the day-Gangsta son

Gangster Bruno’s son Tex returned home after failing his school exams.

When Bruno asked his son the reason, Tex replied, “Father, they interrogated me for 2 hours but I gave nothing away!!”

Concerned Betty

Concerned Betty

The little infant was baptized and when the family was headed home in their car, the infant’s 5 year old sister Betty started crying.

The concerned mother asked, “What’s the matter with you, Betty?”

Betty replied, “The person who dipped the baby said he hoped baby was raised in a good Christian home. But I want her to stay with us.”

Manners

Manners

Rita said to her husband Jim, “I am talking to you since such a long time and you keep yawning all the time? Don’t you have any manners?”

Poor Jim replied, “I am not yawning, my dear. I am simply trying to break your speech and say something.”

Grow up

Grow up

Little Neil says, “Momma, When I grow up I want to be a Bollywood singer.”

Mom answers, “Now come on baby, you cannot do both!”

Live together

Live together

Bubba’s wife says, “I heard that men and women are not allowed to live together in Heaven.”

Bubba comments, “You heard right, Mary. That’s the reason why it’s called Heaven!”