Guess why women live longer and better and have a peaceful life too? Because they do not have wives!
When asked a man, what was the best way to remember his marriage anniversary, he replied: “Forget it just once!”
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Normal distributions are all alike; every non-normal distribution is non-normal in its own way.
– Anna Karenina version of Distribution functions
Some six-sigma one-liners
These ones are for the statistically or six-sigma inclined people out there.
Statistics: The art of taking decisions in the face of uncertainty.
In the ongoing battle between Variable data and Attribute data, Variable data is still winning. Yes or no?
If you’re inclined at 6-sigma, there is only 3.4 chances in a million that you will not be straightened out some time.
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