May 11th, 2011 by admin

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins!

February 13th, 2011 by admin

Mother: Wake up, son.
Son: Mmm.
Mother: Are you awake, son?
Son: Mm-mm.
Mother, in sing-song voice: If you’re awake, son, show me some open eyes.
Son (eyes tightly shut), muttering: There’s a mirror on the wall there…

December 30th, 2010 by admin

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

December 11th, 2010 by admin

Teacher: Sam, get up. How can you sleep in my class?

Sam: I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.

December 7th, 2010 by admin

Teacher : Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?

Shilpa : Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.

Teacher : Ramya,what about you?

Ramya: Madam, I was not able to move because I was hiding that coin under my feet.